Senior Goose Discount

I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry when I read my receipt from Taco Bell the other day.

Senior discount? Me?

I didn’t ask for a senior discount. Well, heck, I’m not even close to being of legal age to request a senior discount. And shouldn’t they “card” for that anyway? To think that the young Hispanic fellow at the drive-thru window just looked at me and assumed…

I recommend they begin a policy to “card hard” when they suspect a customer might not be of the right age to qualify for that kind of savings…