A Request from Mother Goose

Mother Goose is all aflap today to celebrate Valentine’s Day. If I could honk and whisper at the same time, I’d tell you that I love you, dear and gentle reader. I would shout it from the mountain tops and write it on a sandy beach. I would stomp my large webbed feet to a samba beat. We’d waltz off into the moonlight. I would nibble rich dark chocolates in your honor and sip bubbly champagne. The sky’s the limit — there are so many ways I would show my love for you. Little candy hearts, deep red roses, Elvis singing “Love Me Tender”.

So tender, so touching, so romantic.

By now, all of my precious readers have figured out the secret Joy of Mother Goose. It’s all about the Love. Mother Goose is loved by thousands, nay millions of fans worldwide. Adoring fans flock to my front gate just to catch a glimpse of the Goose.

Like Elvis, Mother Goose knows the burden of fame and fortune. There is no privacy when you are a famous Goose. My name has often been schmeared across the tabloid covers. Mr. Goose and I can never have an anonymous dinner out — the paparazzi are everywhere. I know that my dear readers love me and want to be near me. You want to touch my feathers and pat my cheek. You want to pretend that we are very close and that we know each other very well. You want to ask for my autograph and just a quick photo together to show to your friends. I understand about idols, I really do.

Please know that I love you too.

But just for this evening, please let Mother Goose and Mr. Mother Goose have a quiet dinner together without all the public adoration. Let it be your Valentine’s gift to me — please… I know it’s much to ask. Self-control and restraint in the presence of a famous goose is very difficult. Celebrities like Mother Goose are wonderful to behold up close. But if you really care, if your love is real for me, please grant me this one favor — admire Mother Goose from a distance. Just for today.

Alone at last...

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9 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Bunn
    Feb 14, 2012 @ 09:54:50

    Haha good luck with that Mother Goose!!
    I hope it all works out for you tonite!

    Reply

  2. philosophermouseofthehedge
    Feb 14, 2012 @ 10:04:30

    Just excellent post for today. Happy Bloggentines Award to you!

    Reply

  3. Three Well Beings
    Feb 14, 2012 @ 11:27:17

    OK…just this once! Send pictures! Debra

    Reply

  4. Dianna
    Feb 14, 2012 @ 16:21:41

    Happy Valentine’s Day to you and Mr. Goose!

    Reply

  5. eof737
    Feb 29, 2012 @ 19:45:45

    Hope you had a terrific V Day! 😉

    Reply

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